I thought that koala bears were supposed to be like those adorable stuffed bears I used to carry around with me when I was little! I was so wrong.

From now on, my koala bear stuffed animal will not have the privilege of sleeping beside me. Oh no. He will go on the floor- for all I know he might want to rip my throat open.

There are two things especially crazy about this video:

1. Koala bears actually moving!

2. The noises coming out of their cute little bodies sound more like death threats from the Devil.

But I’m also a little worried about the person taping this epic charade. He seems very, very concerned.

Perhaps these koalas just need to get a little more sleep in their 16-18 sleeping periods. Or maybe they should think about switching up their diet. It just occurred to me that koalas eat eucalyptus leaves, which are poisonous to other mammals.

What kind of cute creature would eat something that’s poison to other cute creatures? The evil kind, that’s what.

]]> http://www.theyetionline.com/views/the-yeti-blog/cute-animal-alert-turns-out-angry-koala-bears-are-terrifying/feed/ 0 http://www.theyetionline.com/views/opinions/operation-hate-this-guy-pat-robertson-operation-help-these-people-haitians/ http://www.theyetionline.com/views/opinions/operation-hate-this-guy-pat-robertson-operation-help-these-people-haitians/#comments Wed, 13 Jan 2010 22:00:27 +0000 Andy http://www.theyetionline.com/?p=1258 I am not someone who usually holds hate in his heart, but Pat Robertson and blame-the-victim types like him provoke only one emotion out of me. I’m not very religious, but I know there’s a special circle in Hell for him and his ilk.

He’s talking of course about the only successful slave revolt in history and the foundation of the first republic ruled by black people, which as we all know was led by Toussant L’Ouverture’s undead army of voodoo zombies.

We fully expected someone from the wingnut religious right to blame the earthquake on the Haitian people’s “unholy” ways. Everyone did. Sometimes it just sucks to be right, doesn’t it?

Go here to find a list of relief organizations bringing aid to the people of Haiti to which you can give donations. Or give $10 to Red Cross efforts over there by texting “HAITI” to 90999. It will come out of your phone bill automatically.

(via Wonkette, Huffington Post)