I thought that koala bears were supposed to be like those adorable stuffed bears I used to carry around with me when I was little! I was so wrong.

From now on, my koala bear stuffed animal will not have the privilege of sleeping beside me. Oh no. He will go on the floor- for all I know he might want to rip my throat open.

There are two things especially crazy about this video:

1. Koala bears actually moving!

2. The noises coming out of their cute little bodies sound more like death threats from the Devil.

But I’m also a little worried about the person taping this epic charade. He seems very, very concerned.

Perhaps these koalas just need to get a little more sleep in their 16-18 sleeping periods. Or maybe they should think about switching up their diet. It just occurred to me that koalas eat eucalyptus leaves, which are poisonous to other mammals.

What kind of cute creature would eat something that’s poison to other cute creatures? The evil kind, that’s what.