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		<title>Cute Animal Alert: Turns Out Angry Koala Bears Are Terrifying</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[I thought that koala bears were supposed to be like those adorable stuffed bears I used to carry around with me when I was little! I was so wrong.]]></description>
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<p style="text-align: left;">I thought that koala bears were supposed to be like those adorable stuffed bears I used to carry around with me when I was little! I was so wrong.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">From now on, my koala bear stuffed animal will not have the privilege of sleeping beside me. Oh no. He will go on the floor- for all I know he might want to rip my throat open.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">There are two things especially crazy about this video:</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">1. Koala bears actually moving!</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">2. The noises coming out of their cute little bodies sound more like death threats from the Devil.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">But I&#8217;m also a little worried about the person taping this epic charade. He seems very, very concerned.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">Perhaps these koalas just need to get a little more sleep in their 16-18 sleeping periods. Or maybe they should think about switching up their diet. It just occurred to me that koalas eat eucalyptus leaves, which are poisonous to other mammals.</p>
<p style="text-align: left;">What kind of cute creature would eat something that&#8217;s poison to other cute creatures? The evil kind, that&#8217;s what.</p>
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